(In my Homer Simpson Voice)
Awwww........
Those Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos
First bite opened my nose
Veins open and my blood flows
Now I'm vulnerable and exposed
Getting hot in here, cool me off with a water hose
Combustible flavor, each taste bud explodes
Easing today's woes
Edgy bold flavor keeps me on my toes
Bag empty now! My temper blows!
Still reaching in bag, crumbs brings me to new lows
.......D'oh!
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